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5. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
6. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
10. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?  
14. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
16. Do you want to see something swell?
17. I'm RITCH!
18. I'd look good on you.
19. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you?
21. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
22. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
23. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
24. HI! Can I buy you a car?
25. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?.
26. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
30. Hey babe, how about a pizza? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
34. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
35. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to heaven?
36. Slap me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
39. I love you. I want to marry you.
40. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
42. Say, did we go to different schools together?
44. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
45. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
47. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep next to me?
48. What do you like for breakfast?
49. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
50. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
52. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
56. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
58. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
60. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
62. Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a godess.
66. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
68. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
70. Are we related? Do you want to be?
71. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

75. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

76. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
78. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
85. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
86. No, I'm not a cop.
88. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
89. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
90. What's your sign?
92. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
98. Hey..somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
99. What was that sound?" "It was the sound of my heart breaking.
109. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
112. So....How am I doin'?
114. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
121. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
122. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
124. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
126. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
128. Do you come here often?
129. Where do you live?
130. Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you...
131. Where have you been all my life?
132. Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week?
133. Think you can dance in those shoes?
134. (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
135. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
137. I can sense that you're a terrific girl, and it intimidates me a little.
140. A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"  
143. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
152. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
155. What would you do if I kissed you right now?
156. I'm drunk.
160. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
163. Will you marry me and have my children?
169. I'm not trying anything,
174. I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.
176. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
178. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
179. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
183. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
186. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
189. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
192. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
193. When she asks, "What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.)" Say: I like nothing better.

198. I think I love you.
199. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
200. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

1 "I'm down here!"
2 "Just because I've got bells on my feet doesn't mean I'm a sissy!"
3 I was a lawn ornament for Gary Sweet."
4 "I can get you off the naughty list!"
7 "It's not size that matters babe!"
8 "I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man!"
9 "You'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig!"
10 "I can eat my weight in cocktail frankfurts!"

15 Look at the tag on her shirt and say "I wanted to see if you
were really made in heaven."
16 "If I gave you neglige for my birthday, would there be anything in it
for me?"
17 "That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?"
18 "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself
in them."
22 She: "What do you think of this dress/top/skirt?"
He: "I like nothing better!"
24 "Can I buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?"
25 "Would you like a gin & platonic or do you prefer scotch & sofa?"
27 "Would you like to have morning coffee with me?"
29 "Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?"
30 "I don't look like much now, I'm drinking milk."
31 "I've had quite a bit to drink tonight & you're beginning to look
pretty good!"
44 "Hi, my name is {name}. How do you like me so far?"
45 "You look like a girl who has heard every single line in the book - so
what's one more!"
46 "Bond. James Bond."

48 "Hi, I make more money than you can spend."
49 "Hi, can I buy you a car?"

51 "Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky
& put them in your eyes."
52 "Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on
54 "If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you."
55 "I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a
line? Are you disappointed?"
56 "Who's a nice girl doing in a place like this?"
57 "Do you have a 40 cents?" "Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell her I just found the woman of my dreams."
58 "Do you have a map?" "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
59 "Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
60 "Did it hurt?When you fell from heaven?"
61 E"Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a
weak heart."
62 "Excuse me, do you live around here often?"
63 "Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home
64 "What's your sign?"
65 "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you."
66 "What was that?" "That sound?" "The sound of my heart breaking?"
67 "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together."
68 "I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"
69 "I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realised I'd rather be
holding you."
70 "If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now."
71 "I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman"
73 "Say, didn't we go to different schools together?"
106 "How did you acheive such a gaudy effect with only Avon cosmetics?"
107 "You're ugly, but you interest me."

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